Ingredients

Oatmeal (3 cups)

Brown sugar (1.5 cups)

All-purpose flour (1.5 cups)

Butter (1.5 cups)

Baking Powder (1.5 tsp)

Preparation

Dump all ingredients into a large bowl. Mix, knead, beat, and generally abuse them into a dough; the more you beat this dough up, the better the cookies will taste, and the lower your blood pressure will get.* Roll dough into small balls, bake on greased cookie sheet at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes.

*Cookies not guaranteed to have any actual health benefit.